Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall
sharp rocks at the bottom?
bring it on
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of Science class.
Shout out also to the Atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs because Science.
Shout out to everyone who can accept Science and Religion co-existing.
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
I used to do this every time I got my hair done
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.